I love First Wives Club. I love Goldie. Whenever I think about making my appointment for Botox and Fraxel, I think about this. And please don’t get me wrong. I support these injections. I’m all about the Cellulaze.
If you are currently in the midst of a day full of soul-stealing tasks that you have no desire to complete, please take a moment to gaze upon this beautiful photo of a fabulous resort in Phuket. Imagine yourself rising from the daybed on the right and walking naked into the private pool. Take five deep breaths. Smell the saltiness of the sea that surrounds your private suite . Along with the coconut goodness of your Nars Body Glow (mixed with sunscreen) that you have luxuriatingly rubbed into your skin after your post-coitus shower. Take five additional deep breaths. DO NOT QUIT TODAY. YOU MUST SAVE UP. Jetsetter awaits.