Although I usually try to keep it very positive, there are certain things I don’t like. So that we can get to know each other and as a tribute to Chief Keef’s (actually Kanye’s remix) I Don’t Like, here is a list of ten things daphne debauchee don’t (doesn’t – I just can’t) like.
People who use the term “red bottoms”
Men/women who don’t like me
Fake designer bags, fake flowers
Brunches with bottoms
Canvas monogram Coach bags
Patriarchy/misogyny that creates systems that crush women and their sexuality with their rules…woooooo-saaaaaah
I hurt my back a few weeks ago. I hurt it bad. Pain, the likes of which…ok, that’s enough. You get it. I was messed up. So for the first time in many, many years, I was forced to wear sneakers outside of a gym. The humiliation and defeat was great. Actually, I am hanging my head in shame as I type. Thankfully, I have healed to around 95% and I am more than ready to slip my feet back into some 4 inches or better. My massage therapist thinks that I need to pace myself though. Since kitten heels are not an option, I think I need to up my wedge heel game. Fortunately, since it’s late in the season, sales abound…but hurry. Which ones put the d in debauchee?
I love First Wives Club. I love Goldie. Whenever I think about making my appointment for Botox and Fraxel, I think about this. And please don’t get me wrong. I support these injections. I’m all about the Cellulaze.
Normally, I can be slightly print-averse, but this dress stopped me in my tracks. And I know it will be a show-stopper at any event. (It also reminds me of a Kanye video. Illuminati, y’all!!!!!) Net-a-porter keeps bringing the amaze.
If you are currently in the midst of a day full of soul-stealing tasks that you have no desire to complete, please take a moment to gaze upon this beautiful photo of a fabulous resort in Phuket. Imagine yourself rising from the daybed on the right and walking naked into the private pool. Take five deep breaths. Smell the saltiness of the sea that surrounds your private suite . Along with the coconut goodness of your Nars Body Glow (mixed with sunscreen) that you have luxuriatingly rubbed into your skin after your post-coitus shower. Take five additional deep breaths. DO NOT QUIT TODAY. YOU MUST SAVE UP. Jetsetter awaits.