• Avarice,  Sight,  Uncategorized

    summer sucks / i dream of fall

        vBecks leather legging 1. sweet sweater, cuff, pussy platforms 2. best blouse evah, phurry patchwork perfection , ring, super ring, blue suede boots, crossbody classic 3. jacket, stripes, necklace/bow tie, clutch, shoes/spats As the perspiration glistens on my skin while commuting downtown only to be greeted by indoor temperatures equivalent to those of the Arctic, I dream of fall.  Because I hate summer.  Yeah, I said it.  Hate may seem like a strong word even though there are a few things I enjoy about summer – al fresco dining, the giddiness on the faces of city dwellers, street festivals.  But none of those things make up for 90+ temps, not knowing how to dress appropriately for work and the ubiquity of flip flops.…

  • Avarice,  Hubris,  Uncategorized,  Wrath

    This that ish ‘d’ don’t like

      Although I usually try to keep it very positive, there are certain things I don’t like.  So that we can get to know each other and as a tribute to Chief Keef’s  (actually Kanye’s remix) I Don’t Like, here is a list of ten things daphne debauchee don’t (doesn’t – I just can’t) like. People who use the term “red bottoms” Excuses Men/women who don’t like me Thongs Fake designer bags, fake flowers Kitten heels Cheap booze Brunches with bottoms Canvas monogram Coach bags Patriarchy/misogyny that creates systems that crush women and their sexuality with their rules…woooooo-saaaaaah