Him: Hey Babes. Me: Yeah Babes? (Yeah, we call each other Babes with an ‘s.’) Him: I think we should get outta town for New Year, maybe something tropical. Me: Babes, do you know it’s December 18? Him: Yeah. Me: Do you know people usually book New Year’s eve vacays a year ahead? Him: You can do it. Him was right. I can and I did. I’m an odd combination of fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants and anal-retentive-nosey AF-planner-extraordinaire. So although I found this task to be daunting, I was up for the challenge. As I spent every waking moment between December 18 and the day we booked our accommodations searching and planning,…
If you are currently in the midst of a day full of soul-stealing tasks that you have no desire to complete, please take a moment to gaze upon this beautiful photo of a fabulous resort in Phuket. Imagine yourself rising from the daybed on the right and walking naked into the private pool. Take five deep breaths. Smell the saltiness of the sea that surrounds your private suite . Along with the coconut goodness of your Nars Body Glow (mixed with sunscreen) that you have luxuriatingly rubbed into your skin after your post-coitus shower. Take five additional deep breaths. DO NOT QUIT TODAY. YOU MUST SAVE UP. Jetsetter awaits.