I am in the process of redecorating. Frankly, I am OBSESSED with decorating my home. As you might imagine, my decorating philosophy is a play on scorched earth. Translation: try to cover every square inch in quirk, kitsch and a little sophistication. It should truly say daphne to all who cross my moat. So one day while enjoying a kiki (surprise, surprise), I was discussing the empty space above my dueling coat closets with a fellow kiki-er. What should go in those matching blank and rectangular spaces? Wall décor emblazoned with the words “live,” “laugh,” or “love?” GTFOH. No, what would be more daphne? We poured ourselves yet another when…
If you are currently in the midst of a day full of soul-stealing tasks that you have no desire to complete, please take a moment to gaze upon this beautiful photo of a fabulous resort in Phuket. Imagine yourself rising from the daybed on the right and walking naked into the private pool. Take five deep breaths. Smell the saltiness of the sea that surrounds your private suite . Along with the coconut goodness of your Nars Body Glow (mixed with sunscreen) that you have luxuriatingly rubbed into your skin after your post-coitus shower. Take five additional deep breaths. DO NOT QUIT TODAY. YOU MUST SAVE UP. Jetsetter awaits.